Lebron’s bitch ass holds a special place in my little harness of hate.
Now you know we have to perform some “DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” on Bron-Bron after Dirk did him dirty!!!
Start us off…
Hot naked singer chick:
Lebron you ain’t shit!
Your momma ain’t shit!
Wait… Let me make sure…
[Bitch gets out cell phone and makes a call…]
“Hey, Delonte! How you doin’ baby? Hey I got a quick question for you… Is Lebron’s Mom any… Oh… DAMN! Wow, you don’t need to tell me all that! Ha ha ha. Ok, that’s what I thought though… Thanks Mr. West!!”)
Sorry about that little interruption. Ah hem..
LEBRON YOUR MOMMA AIN’T SHIT!
Your brothas ain’t shit!
Your commercials ain’t shit!
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
Your rings ain’t shit!
Your gear ain’t shit!
Your “kingdom” ain’t shit!
Your pet raptor ain’t shit!
Your Other Dinosaur Ain’t Shit!
Your Grandpa Ain’t Shit!
Your Kermit the Frog Ain’t Shit!
Your hairline SURE Ain’t Shit!
Lebron YOU AIN’T SHIT!!!
Citizen McGee’s the shit!
John Goodman’s the shit!
Dirk the Jerk’s the shit!
What the fuck ya’ll “witnesses” talkin’ about?!?
Get the fuck out my house!!
‘Fore I grab ‘Bron by his jersey and slap dick to his mouth!
Yeah you know who is he!
‘Bron, I fucking slave trade your ass like Kizzy Kinte!
YOU STUPID FUCK!
All you can do is dick suck!
You ain’t clutch!
You don’t try!
You just bitch and cry!
You don’t take have what it takes!
You don’t take over games!
You just take dick and dick taste!
Talking about you’re going to leave?
THEN BITCH LEAVE!!!
What the fuck you waiting for?!
Before you moved to South Beach, bitch, I ain’t never seen a roach!
Stains on my carpet,
Bathroom smells like a fish market,
Where’s your fucking logic?
Disrespect your old Earth, that hometown child turf
And every day I catch butt plugs inside your purse
You can’t speak a sentence without looking retarded, You have a lip twitch? Why you make that face, Bitch?!
Talkin’ bout how you’re a king
BITCH, TO BE A KING YOU HAVE TO WIN A RING!
When we all first met you, you was a hoe,
We tried to reform you, warn you and teach you
But couldn’t reach you, and you’re still a hoe!
Your mother said you was a hoe!
And when you leave South Beach, bitch you’re still gonna be a hoe!
Celluloid and gargoyle feet, You beat D-Wade’s meat!!
Your raggy ass pussy a starving dog wouldn’t eat!!
Started with the skills of a star
God given talent by far
To the end of the world, your fans would follow
But you wasted it all!!!
Now we all hate your guts!
You’d better study the knowledge,
Cause we know your dumb ass skipped on college,
Let me learn you right quick:
LEBRON YOU AIN’T SHIT!!!
If you haven’t heard RZA’s 1998 hit “Domestic Violence”, check out the video below:
Do you have other reasons why Lebron ain’t shit? Please Comment on this post and list them there!